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Hello Again My Fellow Creatures,

I wasn't active (posting new blog and read others) for the last 2 weeks. Too busy but doing what I really wonder. Actually, I attempted drafting something, but never get to finish it. Half or three quarter way, I saved and shut it off. Like I used to tell some people, I am weird and unpredictable. But it is me. You may want to stay or if you wish, you may find the way out. You take it of leave it. The choice is yours. But don't regret it.

Today I want and must post something. All my "fiend" is waiting anxiously.

Today, lets sing a song. I would like to dedicate to CekPaKaran and Dona or now she prefers if we call he DonDan or DonHam. You want to know why the changes, feel free to ask her or CekPakaran.

The idea of writing this song came when I know about their catastrophe during the Putra LRT ride yesterday at lunch. It is strange as I noticed that should they commute Putra LRT without me, catastrophe befall them. Two weeks ago, their were also stucked at KLCC for nearly 2 hours due to also Putra LRT problem. Memang tak serik-serik dua ekor nie. Each of them have 1 different thing they worry about, Sekor akan kata - mati aku, my boss punye drink belum buat lagi!!!!, dan lagi sekor, alamak, mesti bos aku panggil, shima, shima, shima...sapa yang nak menyaut dan nak tekedek2 masuk bilik dia?

Then, they tried to trick me. Try to use the 3 Bs they have or had (beauty, body, brain,) or rather whatever they have got left, to persuade or rather lure me to come to their rescue. But, before they managed to finish, I simply say "padan muka engkau, gatal lagi lah".

They even imagine me to come as a Superman. I will fly there in my costume (not "S" but "RM") and I am suppose to fly them back to office. Dream! I said, should I become Superman, I would fly there and but to save the much younger, prettier and much lighter compare to them. DonDan is heavy hor! I might get hernia lah! For Cek Pah, she might later charge me with "sexual harrasment" for holding her during the "humanity flight"! Tak kuasa aku.

Why would I waste time and energy to save them. KLCC have more than enough guards to mishandle this reject wannabe "Pussy Cat Dolls". They lupa la, the top 100 chart they are in now, in is not the current music scene but retro punye la - all group like "ABBA" "BONEY M" "THE SUPREME" "THE DEGREES" is in there. Get real girls! Wake up, wake up. Smell the roses! kah kah kah. "Bak pepatah orang-orang tua - Tak ada beban, Dona digalas atau Buat baik berpada-pada, kalau nak bawak, bawak lah yang muda". Kah Kah Kah once more.

I wrote this lyric within 3 minutes and you have sing to the tune of "DIA" by MJ Fauziah Latiff (MJ tu mak janda la bukan The Glove Michael Jackson - kesian, janda jugak akhirnya Kak Gee). But not to worry Kak Gee, lagi bebas sekarang. Tak ada laki, tak da pak mentua, ipar duai and the best thing tak ada MAK MENTUA macam Nyonya Mansor dalam Ibu Mertua Ku tu). Ask me, I also have this experience! Gosh!!!!

PUTRA

MENGAPA PINTU KAU TERBUKA

HAMPIR MENJADI ARWAH KU DAN CEKPAH

JANGAN HANTAR KAMI KE ALAM BARZAKH

JANGAN LAH BIARKAN SUAMI KAMI MENDUDA

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MENGAPA KAMI JADI MANGSA

MESTI ADA SAJA MALAPETAKA

SERING KAMI JADI BAHAN KETAWA

NAK MENANGIS PUN TIDAK ADA AIR MATA

CHORUS

MENGAPA KAU PUTRA

SELALU NAK MENDUGA

KAMI INSAN HAWA YANG TUA LAGI LELAH

BUKAN NYA TAK BAYAR

BUKAN NAIK PERCUMA

CUMA PINJAM PAS KEPUNYAAN AYA......

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INI KAD AMARAN WARNA MERAH

JIKA SERVIS KAU MASIH DI TAHAP LAMA

KAMI BAKAR GERABAK MU SEMUA

BIAR LAH KU DAN CEKPA TERPERAP OPIS AJA......

Enjoy.....